E–book (Carnivore)

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Leigh Clark Ð 4 Read & Download Carnivore characters ç 104 Ir find the contribution to science But soon they are forced to open their eyes to an inescapable fact once revived the specimen would need to feed. There are not sufficient words for how bad this book is I don t really have high standards for my creature fiction but it would be nice if I felt like the author had made an effort The villains are cartoonish at best the hero ish is largely a misogynistic ass and the book s sole female character seems determined to embody every possible stereotype about useless emotional women The plot even for a story about a unthawed and hatched dinosaur egg has holes than story and the only potentially likable character is in fact the dinosaurI will say it would make a great SyFy movie in the right hands The concept had potential the execution was however horrid

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Carnivore

Leigh Clark Ð 4 Read & Download Carnivore characters ç 104 In an Antarctic research outpost a group of scientists made a discovery For the first time modern man would come face to face with the ruler of the. Remember those stories you and your friends would make up when you were ten years old The ones that always involved giant dinosaurs coming to life and eating everybody you hated especially your teachers at school your parents the annoying kid down the street etc Remember how you grew up and forgot all about those kinds of stories now that you had discovered sex driving and alcohol hopefully not all in the same night Well Leigh Clark didn t forget and the result is CarnivoreCarnivore is one part Corman s Carnosaur one part Carpenter s The Thing and one very small part Crichton s Jurassic Park You know going into it that it s going to be bloody awful and don t pretend you have no idea just read the blurb here on Goodreads and yet something compels you to pick it up anyway because there s no way in hell somebody got paid to write a story like that and yetand yetwell there you have itYou cannot take Carnivore seriously At all Ever The moment you try the moment you even think about treating it the way you would any other story you re going to hate yourself So trust me don t even let the words But that couldn t happen because meander through your brain or else you re finished before the third chapter Approach it like you would the made for cable SyFy Channel horror film You know it s bad You just have to see how bad it can be for yourselfYes there s a pseudo plot in there somewhere about frozen dinosaur eggs a T Rex mutating after being exposed to radioactive waste and a cast of characters who are all so inept and foolish they may as well have MONSTER CHOW scrawled on their heads in large block letters Ignore the whiny environmentalist whack job who doesn t want to die but doesn t want anybody to kill the poor little dino Ignore the testosterone laden male lead who exists only to impress the ladies and can t even do that very well Ignore the inept commander of this small research station who isn t fit to direct traffic much less run his outpost Ignore the fact that said outpost has such limited supplies but somehow manages to hold something like two hundred people for the dinosaur to eat Ignore the fact that in sub zero temperatures without shelter or protection of any kind an animal the size of the T Rex would freeze to death in a matter of minutes Ignore it all Leigh Clark does Just read and snickerEnjoy the myriad ways that people become bipedal beef jerky Enjoy all the bone crushing blood spurting fire starting wall smashing limb amputating fetid breath smelling seuences Enjoy the campy dialog written with tongue firmly lodged in cheek That s what this book is all aboutThe story is awful I cannot impress this enough but despite that I ve read this book three times now and I will probably continue reading it every few years just because I get a perverse pleasure watching the disaster unfold Content wise it s not worth even one out of the three stars I gave it But for sheer gas factor it earns every one of em Check your brain at the door there s a monster on the rampage

review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ð Leigh Clark

Leigh Clark Ð 4 Read & Download Carnivore characters ç 104 Prehistoric world the king of the dinosaurs the Tyrannosaurus Rex Blinded by scientific zeal the researchers thought only of the importance of the. This could ve ended a little earlier but it s hard not to love a story about a viable dinosaur egg found in the Antarctic that s growth was expedited by toxic waste


10 thoughts on “E–book (Carnivore)

  1. says: E–book (Carnivore)

    E–book (Carnivore) Pretty much every mistake you could ever make if you found an unhatched perfectly preserved T rex egg in the Antarctic all committed in uick succession Read and learn people

  2. says: E–book (Carnivore) review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ð Leigh Clark

    Leigh Clark Ð 4 Read & Download E–book (Carnivore) Remember those stories you and your friends would make up when you were ten years old? The ones that always involved giant dinosaurs coming to life and eating everybody you hated especially your teachers at school your parents the annoying kid down the street etc? Remember how you grew up and forgot all about those kinds of stories now that

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    E–book (Carnivore) I'm afraid this was not my cup of tea The writing itself was OK but I could never suspend disbelief Scientists at a remote research station find a T Rex dinosaur egg frozen in ice and thaw it out They use radiation to make it hatch uickly and grow to full size within a few days Naturally it escapes and wreaks havoc The plot holes a

  4. says: review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ð Leigh Clark E–book (Carnivore)

    Leigh Clark Ð 4 Read & Download review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ð Leigh Clark Read & Download Carnivore This could've ended a little earlier but it's hard not to love a story about a viable dinosaur egg found in the Antarctic that's growth was expedited by toxic waste

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    E–book (Carnivore) As the death count rises with body parts and blood and guts flying this creature feature shows no mercy to anyone for their arrogance and over

  6. says: Leigh Clark Ð 4 Read & Download review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ð Leigh Clark Read & Download Carnivore

    E–book (Carnivore) People are hiding a large batch of nuclear waste in the arcticPeople discover preserved dinosaur egg in the ice and leave

  7. says: review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ð Leigh Clark E–book (Carnivore) Leigh Clark Ð 4 Read & Download

    E–book (Carnivore) Wow this is one of those books that makes me wonder how it got published in its current form The book reads like an unedited or maybe roughly ed

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    E–book (Carnivore) review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ð Leigh Clark Read & Download Carnivore I didn't expect this book to be great but I was unprepared for how awful it was The 'science' makes Jurassic Park look like a docum

  9. says: Read & Download Carnivore E–book (Carnivore) review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ð Leigh Clark

    Leigh Clark Ð 4 Read & Download review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ð Leigh Clark E–book (Carnivore) There are not sufficient words for how bad this book is I don't really have high standards for my creature fiction but it would be nice if I felt like the author had made an effort The villains are cartoonish at best the hero ish is largely a misogynistic ass and the book's sole female character seems determined to embody every possible stereotype about useless emotional women The plot even for a story about

  10. says: review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ð Leigh Clark Leigh Clark Ð 4 Read & Download E–book (Carnivore)

    E–book (Carnivore) If you're looking for deep tight lyrical prosemove along If you're looking for a fast paced somewhat goofy adventure featuring a vicious dinosaur wallowing in gore and deaththis book is a lot of fun

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  • Paperback
  • 311
  • Carnivore
  • Leigh Clark
  • English
  • 24 September 2020
  • 9780843942255