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review ´ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Ò Burt Ward Burt Ward Ò 5 characters characters Boy Wonder My Life in Tights ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Burt Ward has become a durable cult figure recognized the world over In his describes how a 21 year old for. Michael Keaton and the animated series have the best true to form Batmans in my opinion but the cheesy camp tastic Adam West batman series will always have a special place in my heart You can t watch an episode of that show and not smile at lines like We ve come a long way from the Prime Minister s exploding cake Or have we Hunting down Burt Ward s memoir of his life during the series run was pretty difficult since it s out of print and the few copies being exchanged are very expensive but the reason for the limited uantity and the poor ratings became very apparent after blowing through the book in two sittings Burt Warn can spin a yarn and has no ualms about scandalizing his costars and fans but he is also an obnoxious liar This didn t spoil it for me though I personally loved his self aggrandizing stories that had nothing to do with the show and his constant references to his dick because it was the kind of high camp that feels in line with the essence of the series that birthed his fameHe dishes the most shit on his best friend and famous co star Adam West but West s supposed diva behavior and dirty dad jokes were kind of fabulous in their own way so I ve not lost any respectSome gems from his life in tights Apparently his penis was so large that even cups and tucks couldn t provide proper coverage for his bulge and all the studios were in an uproar to keep his crotch shots kid friendly They sent a doctor to the set with penis shrinking pills for Burt and he only took them once and threw them all out the next day Burt describes his dream house as so eye catching and uniue that people passing through would stop by almost daily begging for a tour and even offering money He gets involved in an 8 way with a group of young gorgeous prostitutes he mistook for highschool students celebrating post prom He uses his fingers toes hands and tongue to give everyone a go at once Yes Jay Cartwright from Inbetweeners was right you can fuck a girl with your toe He invites Adam West to watch him make love to his french girlfriend using chocolate pudding and nut topping He has to wave off West from encroaching on their space several times Right after a chapter where he describes accepting an offer from Penthouse to shoot a sexual fantasy story layout where a costumed reverse gender rape fantasy plays out he claims he was raped by an attractive hill billy out in the Bayou during an autograph tour Classy 80% of his described sexual conuests end with the girl being a psycho or revealing some really bizarre straight out of left field behavior that gives him an out to never see him again I m talking girls that brandish butcher knives and chase him through the house girls that wield an ax in wait for him girls that drink blood and girls that reveal theygasp bisexual But you know he s such a nice guy so he only left them after a roll in the hay because they threatened his values or life He claims him and Adam West were so popular with female fans of the show during the peak of their fame that women would often orgasm without even being touched as long as they were in their reuested batman and robin costumes Down a Narrow Path year old for. Michael Keaton and the animated series have the best true to form Batmans in my opinion but the cheesy camp tastic Adam West batman series will always have a special place in my heart You can t watch an episode of that show and not smile at lines like We ve come a long way from the Prime Minister s exploding cake Or have we Hunting down Burt Ward s memoir of his life during the series run was pretty difficult since it s out of print and the few copies being exchanged are very expensive but the reason for the limited uantity and the poor ratings became very apparent after blowing through the book in two sittings Burt Warn can spin a Radical Reconstruction yarn and has no ualms about scandalizing his costars and fans but he is also an obnoxious liar This didn t spoil it for me though I personally loved his self aggrandizing stories that had nothing to do with the show and his constant references to his dick because it was the kind of high camp that feels in line with the essence of the series that birthed his fameHe dishes the most shit on his best friend and famous co star Adam West but West s supposed diva behavior and dirty dad jokes were kind of fabulous in their own way so I ve not lost any respectSome gems from his life in tights Apparently his penis was so large that even cups and tucks couldn t provide proper coverage for his bulge and all the studios were in an uproar to keep his crotch shots kid friendly They sent a doctor to the set with penis shrinking pills for Burt and he only took them once and threw them all out the next day Burt describes his dream house as so eye catching and uniue that people passing through would stop by almost daily begging for a tour and even offering money He gets involved in an 8 way with a group of Sweet Retribution Rydeville Elite #3 young gorgeous prostitutes he mistook for highschool students celebrating post prom He uses his fingers toes hands and tongue to give everyone a go at once Yes Jay Cartwright from Inbetweeners was right The Analogy Book of Related Words Your Secret Shortcut to Power Writing you can fuck a girl with Akademie X: Lessons in Art Life your toe He invites Adam West to watch him make love to his french girlfriend using chocolate pudding and nut topping He has to wave off West from encroaching on their space several times Right after a chapter where he describes accepting an offer from Penthouse to shoot a sexual fantasy story layout where a costumed reverse gender rape fantasy plays out he claims he was raped by an attractive hill billy out in the Bayou during an autograph tour Classy 80% of his described sexual conuests end with the girl being a psycho or revealing some really bizarre straight out of left field behavior that gives him an out to never see him again I m talking girls that brandish butcher knives and chase him through the house girls that wield an ax in wait for him girls that drink blood and girls that reveal theygasp bisexual But Viata lui Ceausescu. 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review ´ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Ò Burt Ward Burt Ward Ò 5 characters characters Boy Wonder My Life in Tights ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Mer part time real estate agent coped with the overnight transition to world wide recognizable male sex symb. This was alright It was amusing in spots The Batman and Robin of the lovable sixties show were impossibly wholesome characters that multiple generations are familiar with Burt Ward s tell all reveals that he and Adam West were actually deviant poon hounds during the run of the show and for a while after its cancelation What s amusing is how Ward declares being a shy conservative type never drinking or drugging and even refusing to cuss while at the same time recalling fairly detailed sexual exploits and conuests The narrative is grandiose at times cheesy at others None of that bothered me personally because it s his tale told his way The book breaks down into three parts really and the first two focus on being Robin and the impact the show had on his life The latter part is about his new wife and their child together It s a uick enough read and is interesting in that you will never be able to look at Batman and Robin the same after you know they ve had group sex with BatGroupies Buddhist Modernities you will never be able to look at Batman and Robin the same after Mother Clap's Molly House (Methuen Drama) you know they ve had group sex with BatGroupies

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review ´ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Ò Burt Ward Burt Ward Ò 5 characters characters Boy Wonder My Life in Tights ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free As Robin the Boy Wonder in the popular Batman television series still seen in every television US and abroad. This book read exactly as you would expect it to Camp and full of innuendo It really lives up to Batman legend No matter what I read I still love Burt Ward And Robin I still enjoy the TV show today which probably says alot about my sense of humour This book was trashy gossipy and self aggrandizingBut I loved it Of course it has to be taken with a pinch of salt but what autobiography doesn t Ward isn t the best writer in the world but he succeeds in entertaining All the behind the scenes info and secrets about Adam West were very interesting to me I should add I still love Adam West no matter what bad light Ward writes him in One final note This is not as scandalous and shocking as the cover proclaims Well at least by my standards anywayHOLY SHARK REPELLENT SPRAY BATMAN